I Will Marry Olivia Munn… or Someone Who Looks Just Like Her

by Nick Henderson on July 10, 2009 · 27 comments

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Ok, I saw this video posted on Kotaku earlier and I couldn’t help myself. Before I say anything else, watch this haunting music video starring “Attack of the Show’s” Olivia Munn:

Despite the fact that I can’t get that chauchy song out of my head, this music video has cemented Olivia Munn in my mind as my dream girl. Ok, I obviously won’t be marrying Olivia Munn, but I know there is someone out there…. someone who looks very similar and plays games…. my soul mate.


In fact, this could be you. If you are a female between the age of 18 and 25 and look like this, email me…
olivia-munn-hot
olivia_munn_playboy_pics_5
olivia_munn_playboy_pics_6

And to those of you who are too young to “read” Playboy… you are very welcome.

-Nick

{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

yamahacasey July 10, 2009 at 5:50 pm
ayuname July 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm

Good luck Nick. Lol.

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Master Andrew15 July 10, 2009 at 6:13 pm

Nick, you are officially my hero. I’ve talked to Olivia a few times thanks to Twitter; sweet as hell. Saw the music video last night on the show live and LOVED IT

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Dante369 July 10, 2009 at 6:37 pm

Look up her Playboy pics if you haven’t already.

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me x 3 July 5, 2010 at 5:03 pm

those pics dont work

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Nick July 10, 2009 at 7:37 pm

two of those photos i used are from her Playboy spread…. and yes, I have that issue

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pwnen0brien July 10, 2009 at 7:43 pm

I’m probably gonna get shit for saying this but I feel Olivia Munn is overrated. I’d actually prefer Jade Raymond. tee hee.

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Calam1tous July 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm

Oh my god…Yes….

Good luck to you sir!

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XboxvsPS3vsWii July 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm

I wish i saw a girl like this at EB GAMES but all i get is a 50 year old every time

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champ1270 July 10, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Oh boy. Nick I grant you the best of luck. She is fucking hot as hell. That song is also pretty cool and catchy.

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xerotwo July 10, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Goddamn Nick, have fun with that

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Lukeamania July 10, 2009 at 9:24 pm

So Brad’s with Veronica Belmont and Nick’s with Olivia Munn, what women in the gaming industry should David and Travis be hooked up with?

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Lux138 July 10, 2009 at 9:56 pm

Wow Nick. She is not hot at all.

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tank2120 July 10, 2009 at 10:23 pm

the day nick marries someone like her the world will be at peace so you may have to wait

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Ant0o0wn July 10, 2009 at 10:23 pm

wow everyones getting nerdgasms…

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bloopmaster July 10, 2009 at 10:59 pm

Oh gosh.
Best of luck dude.

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yamahacasey July 11, 2009 at 12:13 am
ps3_vs_x360 July 11, 2009 at 12:29 am

hey nick i called dibs on olivia a long time ago back b4 4pp was alive. in a year called 2005 XD lol good luck nick

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Jaclyn July 11, 2009 at 12:42 am

Oh god, everyone is plugging this video. Any guy who actually likes this video is a flat out dork. :P Oh yea and Olivia made AOTS sink even farther just by her very presence. Oh you silly, silly man.

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Oreo July 11, 2009 at 5:24 am

Oh good lord, Nick. Stop trying to prove you’re straight with a silly girl like her!

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DJeffers03 July 11, 2009 at 6:21 am

hang on, so does this mean you’re NOT gay?!

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Thoraxe July 11, 2009 at 9:08 am

Nick, my image of you is now tainted. I never imagined you reading Playboy. But, Olivia Munn is very attractive though I would consider Kirsten Holt.

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Skyliner July 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm

WHAT THE HELL THAT NERD DROPPED A COPY OF DARK CLOUD 2 ON THE FLOOR STARING AT HER. PICK THAT SHIT UP, DUMBASS.

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darkpirategirl July 11, 2009 at 9:06 pm

Oh why don’t you like Kristen Adams from Cheat! ? She is way cooler and looks like she at least has PLAYED videogames at one point.

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Nomakius July 11, 2009 at 10:59 pm

Nick, Nick, Nick, when will you learn?

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Hellmonkey007 July 12, 2009 at 5:07 am

We have all had a crush on Olivia Munn

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jorjax July 14, 2009 at 11:16 am

no. we all HAVE a crush on Olivia Munn.

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