Greetings and solicitations! Its that one special day when those of you in a relationship are guaranteed a night of hot, deep, and heavy rogering. While the rest of us are forced to find our own ways to drown out the deafening screams of loneliness. And though I may have found some solace in the arms and, boot-like, lips of my bovine friend, it is surely not enough. Tonight will be an evening of Martini’s and pure zombie killing goodness with some Left 4 Dead 2.
How are the rest of you spending your night?
-Joseph-
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Just doing some homework for Bio….
I wonder if Freud ever came up with a “love of statues” complex? Statueophile?
Happy Statueophile’s Day. And Valentine’s, if you wanna get busy for that dude’s sake, I’m sure he’s all about it.
Poseidon was bigger.
Probably just some studying..
Lots of booze and PS3, not sure what to play – but as the drinks start flowing the more and more I am thinking I should be playing something online.
Finished up Bayonetta, wrote a college paper, then WoW. Yeahp.
watching cops on vhs wile drinking heavily then crying myself to sleep with a half eaten bucket of chicken
That is the weirdest picture I’ve ever seen.
Valentine’s Day plans kind of went down the crapper, so I ended up playing Mass Effect 2. A LOT.
Oh Joseph…
Joseph…you inspire me in so many ways i can’t even explain it lmao
I spent my Valentine’s day trying to hook up with Garrus… and I even failed at that.
SO RONERY ;_;
Getting drunk, eating Carl’s Jr, and lighting fireworks in small neighborhoods which no doubt interrupted some of the hot, heavy rogering that you mentioned
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Being single does have its perks guys. I just have a hangover now.