I stumbled into quite the ridiculous thread over on neoGAF, and thought I’d share some of the insane highlights. Here are clips of some of the worst games I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Feel free to leave links to your own clips in the comments.
Brad will kill you if you don’t
Brad
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“Wrong, Jarek. This isn’t a brutality, it is a FATALITY.” *Drops*
That was so bad its funny.
…Good lord… How can shit like this actually be made? Did the developers not stop at some point and go, “Wow. This is pretty fucking terrible.” Did that never happen?
Hahaha.
Out of the games posted I’ve only played one, which was Fighter Maker for the Playstation. I never created anything notable or that crazy, though.
And dear lord @ Big Rigs.
And I bet someone was unfortunate enough to even bother with those bad eggs. Nick would have loved Jurassic Park Trespasser if it wasn’t scrapped for good.
What the fuck is with the Horse racer??
Brad how did you find this in a gutter being played by half dead monkey’s and fans of the Factor??
Gotta love Jerry (or Gery?)…..
I’m sorry, but that fighting game had me in tears. I can’t believe they could make such a thing. Hahaha
Hahaha, dear lord some of those where freaking hilarious, the Jax ending from Mortal Combat 4 I now only remember now that you’ve brought it up, my brother was playing it and it was just as cringy and cheesy back then as it is now, but….kinda awesome, not gonna lie.
I do also remember some AWFULLY hilarious voice acting in Megaman 8, but can’t find any clip of it, but I do remember this game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3t9ZpKOquM , just due to my brother and his friends laughing at how horrendous of a fighting game this was back then.
the last video was like what my hotwheels cars did when i played with them…lol
that fighting video was just ridiculous too.
This needs more Metal Wolf Chaos!
Game ending: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o50EL5IEpiE
Most patriotic game ever!
i find this interesting ……………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAeTVYRLQEk
Jeep Thrills is the worst game ever. I got it for Christmas and played for like 5 minutes and gave up. Worst gift ever. I got NFS Undercover also so i was like, “Wtf?”
Lolwtf at the Jesus and fighting games.
That Jurassic Park game is sooo horrible.
Hilarious how you can look down and see your characters breasts.
Shame that the Big RIgs video didn’t show the infinite reverse speed thing. That whole game was like one big glitch.
both of those games look home made or in school student projects, if so they get a pass. I couldn’t do any better.
I mean the first 2
Haha, those games are just silly. What were the developers thinking when they made them?
I was actually helping a friend play that Bible game in Livestream… It was pretty fun attacking people with a guy who looked like a female Hitler wearing a turban xD
Oh…my…god!!!! The Jesus and Zoo racing games are the worst looking pieces of shit I have ever seeeeen. Everything about them…EVERYTHING….is absolutely horrendous.
He should have included a video of M&M’s Kart Racing.
- It’s a wii racing game where most of the modes require you to collect all of the coins on a track or you don’t win, no matter bad you beat everyone.(one level, if you play on hard it’s impossible since 2 coins are missing)
-You can see all the graphic seams and the turbo hurts you since every level has a down hill that you can’t turn on the goes into a wall or off a cliff and the tightest turns in the world.(Turbo is also the only power up you get)
-The opponents are moving at bumper car pace and they randomly added a fox and a cricket in the game for no reason.
-Oh, and then there’s “Approaching sound barrier!” when you hit 200 miles per hour on the gauge but in reality you’re only going 15.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noc9VvK5Ptk
And so SciFi was introduced to the word ‘Rage-Quit’ at an age far too young.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av7P9TRjy7A
ALSO: this game had me in tears as a child.. ;_; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdv5NuKsXlo
i really need to try this life and times of Jesus looks so bad ass
Wait, was that fighting Fighter Maker from the PS1? Guz I sure had lot of fun with it back in the day. I made some pretty funny grab and realistic move…except maybe my touch of death, but it was actually fair. It was so slow that who ever walk into it was a moron.
I present to you:
Make My Video series for the Sega CD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjW5Bpp_Oj4
I myself played the INXS version, with the only diff being the music.
It’s pretty much where you try to “make” a video to go along with the music. Ranks among the worst FMV games ever. Enjoy.
ima try out that jurassic game asap
I’m downloading that Jesus game, that’s just too rich.
holy f*ck at the life and times of jesus LMFAO
this post
it delivers…
The Life and Times of Jesus was created by a single man called MDickie. Look him up, he started releasing many of his games as freeware recently. They’re not all that great really, but they’re free.
Also, yes, the “Best 3D fighting game ever” video is of Fighter Maker on the PSone. It’s not all that great, but if you put enough time and effort into animating the moves you can make so pretty awesome stuff. I was disappointed that they didn’t let you edit the appearance of the preset character models.
Whoops, the Jesus game is called “The You Testament” not “The Life and Times of Jesus”.
I’m telling you Big Rigs is the worst game that I actually played. No physics, infinite reverse speed, no AI, no actual objects that you can’t pass through etc. Damn, and it sold over 20,000 copies.
Trespasser was actually pretty awesome for it’s time. Hasn’t aged well of course.
Also, Big Rigs gave me one of my favorite video reviews… Ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs
No Jerry! Jerry……Jerry…..no….I just want to go right.
I have no words to describe what it is I just witnessed.
these videos are so much funnier at 2am.
Go to wiki and type in the big rigs game… what it says is the absolute most hilarious thing i have ever seen!
The life and times of jesus video was hilarious.
I want to drive my truck sideways on a mountain without falling…
but mainly I just want to hit a raptor in the neck with a bat.
Some more Two Worlds action
http://www.justin.tv/clip/559dae3fa81626e3
I got Trespasser with box and everything somewhere, but I actually never tried it. Would donate it to Nick, if I lived in USA haha.